Captain Everything

Weathering the Storm™ and Staying the Course™, with a Steady Hand at the Helm™ in my shiny new TM captainie thingies.

I'm the Boss of you

So I get all the G.I. Joes.

Dressed up to play with the big toys

And I'm the Biggest Boy!

This should get me the women's vote

Chicks love a dude in leather

It's the accessories that count

Crocodile Steve

That's not a cut...this is a cut!

I wonder if Laureen packed my girdle?

Gary, I told you I was going as a white water rafter this year!

But if you tell them the fish that got away was this big, I'll only demote you to a junior post.

Indiana Steve

Raider of Canadian Art

Feeling Hot, hot, hot

I always wanted to be a fireman - until they told me it involved team work.

We will never cut and run as long as I'm the Big Man

Unless, of course, I keep dropping in the polls in Quebec.

There's a new sheriff in town

With the gut for the job.